Bread Is On The Rise

According to recent research...

In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following restrictions on bread:

  1. No sale of bread to minors.
  2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
  3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
  4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
  5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

Statistics can be helpful or merely a bludgeon to prove a point, they can be generated by creative samplings and twisted to prove nearly anything. Be careful how you respond to "statistical data" reported in the media or by those who have an axe to grind.

But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. Matthew 4:4

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